Scuffy's very bad day

I knew it was not going to be a good day because when I woke up it 
was raining, every time I go out Mummy or Daddy wipe my paws when I 
come back in.  I am then stuck in the kitchen until they are dry.

This means interesting things can happen in the house without me being 
able to see what is going on.

I thought that things were looking up in the afternoon because it stopped 
raining and Daddy took me to the park.  I was just trotting around when I 
spotted my friend Jasper arrive.

We had a great chase and afterwards we were thirsty, we are very lucky 
as our park has a pond so we went for a drink.

Jasper said, "shall we go for a dip to cool down?",  what a good idea I 
thought. 

Feeling greatly refreshed we went trotting back to Daddy,  I was amazed 
when he looked cross and said, "look at the state of you, Mummy will be 
very cross".  I thought I looked O.K.

I like it when my paws and face are the same colour as my body.

Daddy took me home, he left me at the back door and called Mummy, I 
heard her say "Oh no he will have to go in the bath" !  My ears went 
down and I tried to hide, but Daddy picked me up and took me into the 
bathroom when he covered me in that horrible soapy stuff and showered 
me all over.

I was very wet and miserable, when we got back down stairs I got into 
my basket out of the way in case they decided to wash me again, it was 
horrible, I didn't smell like me.  I thought I know I'll show Daddy so that he 
won't do that again, I did not to speak to him for two days and kept going 
to Mommy to make him jealous.

A warning to other Beardies if you hear the word BATH run!!!!!

I do hate being clean, what a very bad day.